I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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