what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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