Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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