I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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