Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
Randomize
