Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
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