Porn is love you can see.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
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Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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