The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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