The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
where are my eyebrows?
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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