when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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