# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Randomize
