He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Randomize
