you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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