Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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