You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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