I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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