I can feel you judging me through the phone.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I am naked and annoyed.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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