i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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