Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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