I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
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