he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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