someone get that fucking seahorse.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
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