She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Randomize
