I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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