I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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