There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
Randomize
