Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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