theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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