Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
i dont even know how to be here
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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