She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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