are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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