Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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