I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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