It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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