She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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