I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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