Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
