so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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