You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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