I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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