Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
How does one acquire holy water?
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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