try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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