Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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