we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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