I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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