My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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