After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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