Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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