Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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