Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
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