i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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