i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Randomize
